(30/12-2025) – Here we are. The final installment of The Most Stupid Ganker of the Year for November and December 2025.
On January 1st, I will gather every single ganker who earned a medal or an honorable mention during the year, put them all in the same pile of shame, and crown the absolute champion of stupidity for 2025.
For a while, I have been switching between Guild Wars 2 and WoW. You may be relieved to know that I am now spending most of my time back in WoW. Or maybe you are not relieved. Either way, I genuinely could not care less.
Now then.
Time to hand out the bronze, silver, and gold medals for the last two months of 2025.
First, let’s see the contenders:
Alliance: Arteris (3), Bobesfanji (1), Bregovar (1), Cummyface (1), Drummatix (1), Fantta (27), Ginsengz (2), Herbheal (2), Highroids (5), Licpem (4), Lonelii (8), Loshbatko (2), Lyricz (1 – defected to Horde), Mackwindu (1), Michuu (1), Morthasscane (1), Pluus (1), Raspunzel (3), Spriite (1), Tahmineh (2), Tegija (3), Thals (1), Toastytoast (7), Warglaiive (1), Ziomol (2).
Horde: Baradpaladin (1), Belzzar (2), Benzoh (3), Borburison (1), Brylika (1), Crimetiime (1), Dancngblade (1), Felixio (1), Izizwe (53), Krators (1), Lesharo, Milfycow (2), Molinrogue (4), Ninjapajamas (1), Orello (8), Oronhil (3), Papataliban (5), Podganjoi (7), Pryszczylla (1), Rompktres (1), Sangea (2), Sanwen (7), Sawhear (1), Uraganhokage (1), Vessly (1), Warring (1 – defected to Alliance).
3rd Place – Bronze
Loshbatko – Death Knight
I am fairly convinced that Loshbatko is just yet another Fantta alt.
Why?
First, I found him in Freewind Post.
Second, his PvP skills are… how should I put this politely? Actually, let’s not be polite. He is spectacularly bad. Utterly useless. The kind of bad that takes commitment.
Apart from Fantta and a couple of others, I honestly do not know many players who manage to be this incompetent at PvP. And strangely enough, the few players I know who are on Fantta’s level of PvP failure do not come from Bulgaria.
It could have been Moogli, but Moogli is in the Netherlands. So that theory collapses immediately.
Now, let’s talk about the name.
“Losh” (лош in Bulgarian, written in Cyrillic) means bad, useless, or worthless.
“Batko” (батко) roughly means big brother or bro.
So, “Loshbatko” essentially translates to “Useless Bro.”
Which, frankly, is chef’s kiss level accuracy.
That kind of name fits perfectly with Fantta’s usual naming genius, like Tsucks.
Truly poetic.
So yes, my guess is that this idiot is either Fantta himself or someone operating at an almost identical cognitive and mechanical level.
To be generous, let’s assume it is not Fantta.
Even though I absolutely think it is.
2nd Place – Silver
Spriite (aka Cajj?)
Spriite now appears as a rogue. Or maybe he renamed his rogue. Or maybe he is desperately cycling characters in the hope that one of them won’t suck.
Spoiler: they all do.
Naturally, he shows up to gank Freewind Post. Shocking. Truly unexpected.
Unfortunately for him, he is terrible at rogue and therefore an easy kill.
If this is the same person who owns the Horde Death Knight named Spritte, then I killed him nine times with one of my Alliance rogues in Duskwood.
So no matter how you slice it
rogue
Death Knight
priest
whatever
Spriite is bad. Consistently. Impressively so.
Honorable Mentions
Before we get to the gold medal, let’s take a moment to appreciate a few persistent failures.
Fantta
Fantta continues his two favorite hobbies
- Ganking Freewind Post
- Trying to kill me
To kill me, he relies on the classic strategy of pretending to be alone while secretly waiting for one of his boyfriends to log in so they can go 2 vs 1. Because, of course, he has never managed to kill me in a 1 vs 1.
It never works.
Every now and then, however, he mistakenly believes I am not around and tries to go solo.
And guess who suddenly appears?
Sylnera!
Guess who panics, has no idea how to fight, and ends up with my flag planted firmly where the sun does not shine
Yes. Fantta.
The last time was December 13th.
The best part?
He still does not understand how I always know whether he is alone or not.
This is the true entertainment value here.
He keeps getting humiliated, and he is too dumb to notice the pattern.
Keepal
A Horde rogue who is almost impossible to kill, not because he is good, but because he is a professional coward.
He hides whenever a character capable of killing him shows up and reappears only when he spots low-geared players or low levels.
He sometimes waits for hours, doing absolutely nothing, just waiting for level 80s to leave so he can resume ganking.
An inspiring life choice.
He escaped me four times this month. You need at least two players to prevent him from vanishing and fleeing.
Zucc
A Horde Death Knight who knows one of my paladins very well.
So well, in fact, that he flees and logs off the instant he sees me.
Sadly, I cannot kill him anymore, but at least he is no longer ganking. That is half a victory, and I will take it.
Raspunzel
A shaman.
She was ganking Freewind Post (again, shock and awe) together with Fantta. This did not prevent my rogue, Sylnera, from killing her easily before Fantta could do anything useful. Which is to say, before he could do anything at all.
I later met her repeatedly in Undercity, where she kept dying to one of my other rogues.
At some point, it honestly looked like she enjoyed having my flag on her corpse. My guess is that she is actually a guy playing her and has developed a very specific obsession.
I had help from a druid in Undercity, so we shared the honor there.
In Freewind Post, however, I needed no help whatsoever.
Still fun.
Papataliban
Then we have Papataliban. A brand-new arrival. Fresh, enthusiastic, and already confidently stupid.
I have a strong feeling he is going to provide me with a lot of honor in the coming weeks.
Papataliban is clearly very proud of himself because he can one-shot a level 23. Which, in his mind, apparently qualifies him as some kind of PvP god. What he somehow fails to notice is that when he meets me, he almost gets one-shotted himself.
The difference, of course, is that I get honor every single time I kill him.
So while he is busy congratulating himself for bullying characters who barely know where their spellbook is, I am farming him like a reusable resource.
A tragic little hero.
A walking participation trophy.
Loser.
1st Place – Gold
Toastytoast
Some idiots never learn.
Ever.
At all.
Toastytoast is a perfect example.
I have killed this warrior many, many times in Freewind Post. So many times, in fact, that he no longer dares to go there.
Instead, he moved on to gank in Borean Tundra.
Unfortunately for him, I also have characters there. Several of them. On both Alliance and Horde sides.
Toastytoast met my paladin multiple times.
At first, he tried to fight her.
He died. Repeatedly.
Eventually, he switched to his final strategy: fleeing.
Since I know him well, I timed my stuns properly, prevented his escape, and killed him easily.
I then generously allowed him to resurrect and fly away.
He laughed at me while flying off.
Let’s just say that not all of his dogs are barking.
That concludes November and December 2025.
Come back on January 1st, when we finally determine who truly deserves the title of The Most Stupid Ganker of the Year 2025. (Scorpyo)
